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hHOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE…. 

George Phillips  , an elderly man from  Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up   to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom   window.

 

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. 

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" 

He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and   stealing from me!"

Then the police dispatcher said, "All patrols are busy!  You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay." 

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.  Then he phoned the police again. 

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.  Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them both!”  And he hung up.

Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them! 

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" 

(True Story)  

Don't mess with old people!

 

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GETTING OLDER   

 

A distraught senior citizen  phoned her doctor's office.

 

"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication   you prescribed has to be taken   for the rest of my life?”

 

"'Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor   told her.

 

There was a moment of silence b efore the senior lady replied,  "I'm wondering, then,   just how serious is my condition because this prescription is   marked   'NO REFILLS’…."

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An older gentleman was on the operating table   awaiting surgery   and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

 

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?”

 

"Don't be nervous, son!  Do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife…."

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Aging: 

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your  age  and start bragging about it.    This is so true.

I love   to hear them say,   "You don't look that old." 

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